“The world is coming to an end, send me all your money!”“Wait, if the world is coming to an end, what would YOU do with all that money?”“Logic? Oh, NO!”
When I was a kid in Arkansas some preacher convinced his church flock that the world was about to end. They sold all their worldly goods, gave the money to the preacher and gathered on a mountaintop to await the “Coming.”The preacher must have gone on ahead to deliver the money straight to god because he was gone in the twinkling of an eye.
pouzenc about 9 years ago
In such a conspicuous garb, they more usually say “The end is nigh”
Egrayjames about 9 years ago
He who dies with the most debt wins.
Dewed about 9 years ago
The end is near … it’s around the back
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
At least you won’t have to pay them back!
Godfreydaniel about 9 years ago
“The world is coming to an end, send me all your money!”“Wait, if the world is coming to an end, what would YOU do with all that money?”“Logic? Oh, NO!”
Old Texan75 about 9 years ago
When I was a kid in Arkansas some preacher convinced his church flock that the world was about to end. They sold all their worldly goods, gave the money to the preacher and gathered on a mountaintop to await the “Coming.”The preacher must have gone on ahead to deliver the money straight to god because he was gone in the twinkling of an eye.
tea62 about 9 years ago
If the end is near, why would I need a low rate on a loan? I’ll take a 30-year and spend most of it right away.