Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for September 16, 2015
September 15, 2015
September 17, 2015
Transcript:
Alien Judge: Sciencemaster Alder, we must deny your request for funding for your hamster smartener. Your research is suspect at best and criminal at worst. Sciencemaster: Nonsense! My research is peer-reviewed. Alein Judge: Those hamsters are undergraduates and cannot as such be properly considered your peers. Sciencemaster: They would be if you would approve my research grant.
emptc12 over 9 years ago
Could this be a descendant of Mortimer Adler? Does it involve flash downloads of The Great Books? That would likely explode an ordinary hamster’s brain. And who ever heard of a humanist hamster?
jon creator over 9 years ago
Today’s alt text: “smartened hamsters can solve crosswords but they can’t drive”