Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 23, 2010

Especially when Mavis the waitress cracks her knuckles and says “So, whaddya goils havin todays.”

-and twirls her moustache…

ZAGAT® recommends the Prairie Oysters.

I think I’ll go have a Big Mac.

As long as they don’t serve mountain oysters (for extra testosterone) you’re OK.

was stuck in traffic recently behind a big pick-up truck with a fake pair hanging off his trailer hitch. Pretty disgusting once you think about it. I almost wanted to ask him if they were his :-) Fortunately traffic was not at a complete standstill……

I don’t think she has the balls to eat in there

Moving on to the Pizza joint.

Would a real man ever order a pink squirrel?

Uh, what happened to the shack with the board on the outside?

Hey, it was just a mistake by the awning maker. It’s that new eye-talian place run by Mr. Testo Sterone.

isn’t it funny how the corner joint re-brands itself every week. I miss when it was the carnivore’s bar & grill.

It’s a lesbian joint with a misspelling of the word girl.

“I’m more in the mood for Mexican. Shall we try Cojone’s?”

“Nah, let’s head to Wang’s for dim sum.”

How about trying the Long Dong Wang restaurant for noodles?

A restaurant owned by C. O. Jones made his sign smaller by removing the spaces in his name. The city is up in arms. Place got popular quick, with the men marching in and the women giggling. Wonder what they serve?

Is there anything good to eat at the Testosterone’s Bar & Grill?

I would not eat the oysters. Bleeechhh! Sorry! I refuse to eat the oysters anyway. I love shrimp. Not clam, calamari, squid, hummmm, octopus. NO! Ack!! I never try to eat the lobster but, someday I will try to taste it.

Now that’s funny FRITZOID. :-D

Lets go in for a quick stiff one!

The trouble with Testosterone’s is that they hustle you out the door as soon as you’re finished. “In and out, in and out”, that’s all they care about. They never let you talk afterwards.

And at Wang’s, the food is good but an hour later you’re hungry for more MORE MORE!!!

I dunno, I’m still partial to the chinese food at Hung Far Low

http://www.yelp.com/biz/hung-far-low-portland-2

Right on the cusp of being demented, and I LIKE IT…….!…

fritz gets an Oscar for some funny s**t!

At Testosterone’s, they’ll bring a 6-ounce steak to your table, and claim that it’s 12 ounces…

I hear that the owner drives a Ferrari Testosterossa…

I thought this was going to be hard to re-locate, but it popped up right away!

http://www.australiagift.com/scrotum_shop/scrotum.htm

Just rub it, Fritzoid – it’ll get bigger!