Close to Home by John McPherson for June 22, 2010
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Weeding camp: Become an expert weeder in just three weeks! Acne camp: Learn to eradicate all kinds of zits in a beautiful woodland setting. Parallel parking camp: Eight weeks of intensive training! Sumo wrestling camp: Immerse yourself in this ancient art of the east!
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Nice choices to keep the kids busy this summer. I think most of them would fall for Sumo Wrestling Camp.
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 14 years ago
Sumo is going through a tough time in Japan right now because of more scandals about the matches.
cdward over 14 years ago
Weeding Camp in my youth was called home. It was the only camp I was allowed to go to (well, there was Painting Camp and Mowing Camp and Roofing Camp – all conveniently located at home). The second I was old enough to get an outside job, I did. It was less work, and I got paid!
lewisbower over 14 years ago
WARNING SEXIST REMARK!!! They only let boys in the third camp?
dfowensby over 14 years ago
possible, lew, as most women would just double park anyway.
Nelly55 over 14 years ago
very funny. I parallel parked my dad’s Bonneville on the first try
big deal
Hath1 over 14 years ago
No Lewreader, actually only girls are allowed in the third camp. Too bad they’ve still never gotten to award a merit badge, but their hoping their 107th summer program will change that.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
I went to Camp Camp. It was punnishing.