Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 30, 2015

They just wanted a little pizza that action.Might be a chance to pick up some dough.What?You say you never sausage a cheesy “joke”?If you’d read my pasta ones, you’d know it’s not even one of my wurst.

When the dough hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s…umm… well, it’s not a good cacciatore.

The humor of this gets pasta me..As Homer would say: “Dough!”

That crust will be way to thin.

They advertise it as Free Range Pizza.

Nice one, Arianne!

I never sau-sage a funny game before. Beware of dogs, they jump high for puperoni pizza.

christine lavin “i like eating cold pizza for breakfast” but not cold pizza covered in bits of leaves and grass, etc..

I swear that I was served that pizza the other night

They’re makin’ me hungry.

Just waiting for the dough to rise.

uh oh…