Baldo en Español by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for June 25, 2010

Buenos Dias, Loco Ochos! Eggs waffles toast Grits, oatmeal, cereals fresh fruit Assorted juices and teas Pirate coffee, lattes and cappuccinos chocolate milk, served hot or cold

Aw, that’s so sweet, Papi and Baldo playing soccer!

Good morning, Carmy! I’ll have oatmeal with fresh fruit and some Earl grey tea, please.

Good night now.

’Morning Marg, I got it all ready for you. Goodnight!

I played fútbol con todos los hijos míos.

Good for you (and your children), Yukoneric!

elección racional, papá! Crecen demasiado rápido! Agarra esos momentos, mientras usted puede!

(Wise choice, Dad! They grow up way too fast! Grab those moments while you can!)

Yukoneric, like Carmy said, good for you!

Buenos dias, Carmelitta! I’ll have eggs and toast with fresh fruit and pirate coffee! Thank you!

Akenta come get your grits, girl!

Hola Dry!

Buenos dias y todos. How are you lovely ladies today? I will have eggs and waffles topped with fresh fruit please. And of course Pirate coffee.

Buenos Dias, Cleo! Wise breafast choice, nice and healthy!

Good news everyone! I am running a 5k race tonight for our church festival. I am racing my brothers, but it will be my first race in about 5 years. I’ll let you know if I died on Monday, should be my next login time.

Hello Dry & johnnyd. Good luck in your race. May you remain loose and free from tired muscles.

Oh, Dry….

:-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P

Oh JFri where did all the Bookers get to?

YOU DRANK IT ALL, THAT’S WHERE!

Dry are you drinking aleady?

Cleo No sir! You can’t beieve anything he says! (hic)

Good luck Johnny! You and your brothers should have fun!

Dry you’ve either been drinking or you are calling JFri a hic.

ill have you know that those 99 cents pizzas are the bomb! lol :D

they are not just crust, they truly have little crust on them so its cool! well im in and out i have to go iron my clothes take a shower and then get moving. love you guys bbl maybe.

Hibye Tabby. So with little crust it sounds like you are chugging tomato sauce.

Hola Loco Amigos! Just checking in real quick. I’ll BBL and hopefully I can stay longer.

Well I sneaked away and did the weed whacking and edging without telling you and seemed to complete the job without making my hip worse. WooHoo!!

cleo does that mean you’re a ”whack job” or that you DID a whack job?

Dry is such an arid sounding name for a lush!

Cleo, you sneaked, did ya! You’re in big trouble, sir! I’m glad that you didn’t make your hip worse. JFri, LMBO!

JFri I am a whack job who lived up to the term.

Dry has to do with her humor not her drinking abilities, unless she likes a dry martini, as I do. Or dry wine, as I do. Wait a minute; does that mean that I am a lush too?

Where are all the rest of you whack jobs?

Hi Cleo, I’m not a whack job, but I know there are some out and about.

I don’t know Carmy, you hang out with us don’t you. That has to make you some kind of whack job. Are you going to be able to keep in touch on your trip?

Okay. maybe I’m just a tiny bit wacky. I’m planning on keeping in touch. I’m taking my laptop and I have the internet connection for it. I will most likely be a bit scarce. No commenting while driving!

Good, I would not be happy if you were totally absent. Let hubby drive and tell him you are doing important teleconferencing. We are important, aren’t we? (blink, blink, blink)

Cleo, hubby is staying home, he has to work. I’m the driver, daughter #1 is a licensed driver, but NO, I’m the driver, thank you. BTW, I just checked the weather and there may soon be a hurricane in the Gulf. That should make an exciting vacation!

There is some lackadaisical participation around here. Come on people, get your posting fingers working. I hate to crack the whip but…actually I like to crack the whip. I feel so powerful, so forceful, so focused on butt cheeks. Watch yourselves I am doing some whip snapping. (Keerackkkkk!!!)

YOW! Cleo, I’m posting, I’m posting!!

Keerackkkkkk!

You have got the idea baby. Watch out for me and butt cheek attacks, especially of the female variety.

So you heard me cracking the whip? You bad boy!!

Cleo, I think you need to do some more whip cracking. I have to get ready for our family dinner. I’ll be back much later.

Carmy, you are a hack job with those mighty machetes!! And you had better stay in touch, Missy!

Where did the Dry lush go? I am a proud moist lush!

cleo, is THIS** how you got your start???

Carmy, do NOT pick this career path!!

Music Time!!

I’m in a summer mood

Anybody got the blues?

Let’s go surfing!

Or trippin’?

If I’ve gotta carry the load by myself here, I’m gonna be wiped out!!!

I even have one here for johnny!!

The volleyball net is all set up on the beach here and I’ve got lobsters boiling with shrimp on the barbie, steamer clams, corn on the cob and GIANT KEGS OF RUM! I also brought over all of Rad’s lawn chairs so kick back and have fun!

Carmy, let’s dance!!

If you get bored you can take my yellow submarine for a spin!

Daily Toon Tribune, Special Edition Los Ochos Locos Missing! It has been reported that the notorious fun loving band known at the Loco Ochos is missing from an undisclosed Caribbean island. Searchers have been dispatched to look for them and bring them back for the first big party of the summer. More details as they come in.

Time for the Loco Ochos Anthem!

Wouldn’t it be nice if you party poopers would join me?

I will present my own addition to the party plus use of my tiki bar.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWw55XhTehg#

Wouldn’t it be nice if you party poopers would join me?

We should be having fun now!

Let’s get funky in the surf.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBj3BKwyF50&feature=related#

Time to go surfing!

All right, cleo!! About time you showed up! Did the shore patrol drag you back here?

Time to go skinny dipping. You do know that I had to get us all naked,

DIDN’T YOU?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIFxJ7rbixY&feature=PlayList&p=CD6DD62C105F4D41&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=36

Nice picks, cleo!

WHERE ARE THE CHICKS MAN?

We can’t have a beach party without the ladies. I even brought little umbrellas for their drinks.

You too my friend.

Are you heading to the beach this weekend?

Unfortunately, no! Yeah, where are the chickies??

Well, if you can’t go to the beach then we have to bring it to us.

That was kind of what I was shooting for here!

You would think that the girls would smell the campfire, your lobsters cooking and hear the music. It is the weekend after all. Time for them to let down their hair and forget RL.

It’s getting late isn’t it?

I sent them a formal invite.

It’s Never To Late.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cg_guXQegQ#

For a Magic Carpet Ride?

Time for another cocktail since my cigar is finished.

How about a mojito?

Sounds good. I like an occasional Mojito.

Gotta go with the RUM tonight!

Well, I have got to start work on doing some grilling. Thanks for the music. I will try to get back later. Have a good one. If the ladies show up scold them for me. LOL

Will do, cleo.

Well geez, I’ve been waiting for someone to pick me up for the party! Crickey!!

HEY don’t you be standing me up TURD!!!!

And Cleo, the consumate gentelman, I am surprised at you sir!! See if I EVER paint your house again!!!!!!

WOO-HOO!!!!!!!! PAR-TAY!!!

Just pooping in for a minute, got things going on in RL! Have fun, you party animals!

well since the life of the party got stood up waiting for a ride, MEANING ME!, I guess the guys went to some Tiki bar! Or a baseball game or something! That’s okay! Payback is HE !! And they just messed with the FHIG so they know they are in deep do-do! :-D

Hello Ladies, want to lay down some grooves?

I have got my party suit on, which in my case is a happy little grin. I have the makings for smores and a bottle of brandy. Anybody want to rekindle the fire and make some after BBQ sweets?

Cleo well I have to think about that, SINCE I HAD TO WALK HERE, IN THE RAIN, IN THE LIGHTENING, AND I AM STARVING, so you better have some good cuisine here for me to eat!!! Not to mention, Mojitos, no Bookers tonight, I want a Mojito! Then we’ll talk about it!

Dry you better not have disappeared. My post came one minute after yours sister.

I’m here, WAITING FOR MY MOJITO! And a towel to dry off, remember, I WALKED HERE IN A LIGHTENING STORM!

Here is your Mojito sweetie. Let me help Dry you off. I have a special way with towels. Unfortunately JFri is obviously occupied so I will have to take on the solo job of Drying you. No problem, I am skilled in towel usage. I have been buffing for years. :-)

Care for another Mojito, my dear?

Oh that Mojito is delicious! Thank you, Cleo! Well, JFri went and hid himself away when he realized he forgot me, that’s okay though. He can run, but he can’t hide for long!! He knows that! LOL! Be gentle Sir, with those towels! My skin is delicate, you know!

Sorry Dry. My hands will only take away the dampness from your body and barely skim the surface of your skin. I am a trained professional in the art of towels.

They call me #TOWEL MAN

Geez, I thought they called you NEKKED MAN! You are a man of many talents!

Some people try to downplay my super powers and call me Terry Cloth, but to all who care I am…

TOWEL MAN

Movie time for towel man.

ROFLMAO! OH THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!!

ENJOY YOUR MOVIE, MR. TOWEL MAN SIR!

Poops! I missed the party?! I’ll check back in a few to see if it got started again.

I am in the middle of a toothbrush break Carmy. Would you like to inspect my towels? Nyuk, nyuk!!

Movie time.

Cleo, I know ALL about you and your towels! I had my movie time and fell asleep during it. Now I’m checking on the weather. Do I really want to go through another hurricane?

No Carmy, you want to stay here with us!!!!

Hola Dry! I’ll have to keep an eye on that depression. The worst thing about hurricanes is the loss of electricity. Sometimes it’s out for days!

You had some bad weather, Dry? We were just really hot over here. I had to run several errands and I was so glad to get back in with the A/C.

No they have been calling it for the past week, but all the storms went around us. There were a couple tornadoes not too far away from us though. Did a good bit of damage, but no lives were lost, that I know of. Next round may come Sunday now, they say.

They’ve been saying that here too. There have been some storms in the area, but not in our little town.

had a great day today went to a church thing and listened to a preacher lady names kate mc..something or another. lol dont remeber. it was cool i liked it. now im just getting hom ate some food and about to go brush my braces but the stupid bands back in and then go to bed. im WIPED OUT! love you guys!

sorry i missed the party guys.