Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 03, 2015

I’m guessing that not too many women would find it flattering to be referred to as “The Big One” by their ex-boyfriends.

Tru(e) dat. Sounds like Marty is a big Trump fan.

What did she want with me? I’m Marty Friggin’ Moon, voice of the valley and the State Champion Milford Mudlarks! What more could any women want. Is it happy hour yet?

In P3, This is the big one(?) Elizabeth!

GRRR. I was right. Dern it. Still moping about Peaches, 15 years later.

Ms. McPugnose may want to have her hand checked out by a doc – is that her thumb or is her finger dislocated?

Could it possibly be….Marti is about to embark on a “Journey?”Caitlin

In all reality, even with with Marty’s reeking armpit in her face (P 2) , Ms Puggy can ’ t keep her hands off of him .

As Mary McPugnose and Marty Moon discuss a lifetime of regret, Kiki Dee and Elton John are playing “Don’t go Breaking My Heart” over the LAX Muzak system.

Whoa, looks to me like two trains just got put on the tracks and they’re heading to a collision while they approach cruising speed. I might be setting myself up for a big letdown, but I think we have ourselves a storyline here.

She didn’t want with Marty, that’s the point lady

…Mary Pugnose or a rapidly aging Katie Kouric now on WDIG?

“Mental baggage?” This lady has no history with Milford, what is she talking about? Unless she’s feeling guilty about the scam she’s going to pull on Marty. And speaking of feelings, I have a feeling you’ll like today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

In most areas of the country, two-a-days are long over, and most schools are at least a week into their schedule. But in Milford…NOOOOOOOOOOOOO…….and now Moon is going to be the next storyline? WTF is the matter with Rubin & Whigham?

W & R are re-using an old Andy Griffith show plot. Hollywood types coming to Mayberry supposedly to make a movie when what they really are is robbers wanting to hit the thriving Mayberry bank. Totally believable…….. yeah!

Could it possibly be Holly Dobbs returning to Milford?

When do we get to add comments to MUT???

The phrase is “emotional baggage,” not “mental baggage.” Sheesh. And three checked suitcases shouldn’t cost anywhere near $160.

Wait a minute. This sounds suspiciously like the real life identity of cuttersjock is Richard Berman! http://www.theonion.com/article/naked-dripping-wet-tom-brady-thrilled-judges-decis-51242