Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 14, 2015

Champion of what?

Today we see a crocodile with a head made of solid rock, and a statue he bought.

Face palm indeed, Larry’s wife.

More satisfying than charity, until he realizes he’s used up all the money he buys beer and KFC with to erect a statue of himself. Then he needs charity to satisfy his need for beer and KFC.

Rest in Peace Larry.

I would have thought a “Save the Zeebas” charity would be much more relevant and appreciated by all concerned, even the crocs.

My name is Larry-mandias, King of Kings….

Larry had an actual idea and carried it out!Nice statue, Larry!Stupid use of your savings, though. Patti is not happy, and you know what that means in your marriage….

What happened to Mrs. Larry’s wife new hair-do? She went back to the Marge Simpson look.

Oh Larry! You are living proof that a fool and his money are soon parted.

Larry your statue is not holding a beer !………Must redo statue !

Me thot Larry hid from birthdays, stayed 26.

Larry you’re a dope. stay that way

leave her Larry, she had recently a new baby with someone else :P

I’m 47, too, and I sooo gotta get me one of those!Honny! Where’s the checkbook?

Hey Larry, what are you gonna do when your head is covered wtih pigeon poop? Talking about leaving a mark on your life….P.S. – It won’t take long.

Stephen Pastis is also 47. Hmmmm.

At least he has his own tombstone. He’ll be needing it soon.

Champion: “Lowest possible loser”

Wouldn’t Larry spell it ‘Champeen’ ?

People looking at the statue will surely say “What a croc!”

I like that!

xxx

…I guess Stephan himself is ~ ooooh , 47 ?????

…Yyyyuuuppppppppp ! :-)

that is a croc.

…I thought it was Larry’s Tombstone…

Makes a nice tombstone.

“the biggest thrill i ever gotwas doing a thing they called the crocodile rock”

Forty seven is a very profound number.

♪We are the champions, we are the champions . . . of the world!♪

I is champion of everything.

wait 47? is larry turning into a hitman now?