Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 16, 2015

Larry spends most of their savings on a statue and the rest on beer.

Larry spent all their savings on that statue so I’m guessing either Larry is putting the beer on his tab, or Bob is paying for it.

Larry: “what? Dis ees no fancee whatsoever!”

Is a heepocrite related to a heerse?

I think it’s following you, Larry.

Would love to see a strip with the Crocs and Bucky Kat together…..Oh the insanity :-)

ees just playing trump card…

If we don’t love ourselves, who will?

It’s the ones who have the least to brag about who brag the most.

Larry puts the ‘peon’ in champion, and ya gotta pee somewhere.

and everyone will know he’s illiterate

If he’s strong enough to carry that statue around, at least that’s impressive.

He could be an even beeger heepocrite if he put a fancee jacket and a fancee watch on that thing…

I love the crocs. They are why I started reading Pearls. I’m glad to see them making some cameos this week.

Nobody likes a show off, Larry.

xxx

It’s like a lucky charm for Larry. The statue gives him confidence. And it gets some attention!

Larry spends money on beer—the rest he wasted.