Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 24, 2015

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    WoodEye  about 9 years ago

    Well… at least he wouldn’t order a hamburger.

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    Randallw  about 9 years ago

    For me they used to appear at 3:10 pm, just after I bring the kids home from school. I was wondering if daylight savings started in the U.S or something. I checked and found that isn’t till October.

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    posse1 Premium Member about 9 years ago

    I love Robs head in the freezer!Probably resting on quite the pile of organic frozen stuff.

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    Mark Hanson  about 9 years ago

    Rob, Rob, Rob. You’re supposed to put your head in the oven, not the freezer.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago

    I’ve eaten some veggie burgers that are really good. Not every one I’ve tried is anything special, but some are outstanding.

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    MS72  about 9 years ago

    It’s controlled by an IT script and there is a scheduled time for it to execute. The IT team probably changed the time to reduce the chances that the script would fail, maybe due to backups taking longer to finish. At any rate, they are aiming for better uptime and fewer failures. I really doubt the service-level agreement (SLA) requires them to be up before 6AM EDT. The old benchmark was the time that your newspaper would be delivered to your home. Of course, that’s no longer the expectation of online readers.

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    nitromicro  about 9 years ago

    Reading Get Fuzzy always makes me wake up in a happy mooo-d!

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    nitromicro  about 9 years ago

    TWO COWS …CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE -You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cow.BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE -You have two cows. The government takes the milk and pays you for it and then pours the milk down the drain.DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE -You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.DEMOCRAT -You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful.REPUBLICAN -You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?SOCIALIST -You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.COMMUNIST -You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.FLORIDA CORPORATION -You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who like the brown one best, vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people can’t figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the best looking cow.AMERICAN CORPORATION -You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have down sized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up.FRENCH CORPORATION -You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good.ITALIAN CORPORATION -You have two cows but you don’t know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch. Life is good.GERMAN CORPORATION -You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.POLISH CORPORATION -You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.JAPANESE CORPORATION -You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.RUSSIAN CORPORATION – You have two cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have

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    abbybookcase  about 9 years ago

    as far as i’ve noticed, the comics are being posted just after 1;00 A.M. Eastern Time

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    patlaborvi  about 9 years ago

    You walked into that one, Rob.

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