For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for October 26, 2015

how humiliating for John (he could go as a dentist instead for he already has the costume in his office)

That’s just creepy

Some of your patients are not surprised, John.

Hmm… I might do that next year, without shaving, keeping my hair unkempt and stains on the leotard. And having a bucket with glitter to rudely throw at people saying. “I’m the happiness fairy, so smile, dangit, that [censored] is expensive.”

Dad missed a few hairs during his leg shave.

She was the one who found the costumes in the first place and those were the only ones left? I agree, let John go as a dentist or neither of them will be taken seriously.

Lynn’s Notes:

Another line from my son, Aaron. He didn’t know it, but with great lines like this, he was working for me long before he was old enough to ask for a raise in his allowance.

Ding, ding, ding…and first prize goes to…John and Elly! John can pick up his prize… along with his pride at the end of the evening.

Wow, Lynn Johnston’s husband at this time, must have done something really nasty to her to have written this. It’s payback time! No loving wife would EVER spring this costume on her husband at the last minute, Elly. Some guys could carry it off IF it was their idea of laughs….but not John by any means. Just my interpretation of the joke showed here today. I’m feeling deep…..very deep. ; )

It couldn’t happen to a nicer guy…

I just came from checking out www.wickedcrispy.com, and was in dire need of a palate-cleanser.…Thank you! Thank you very much! ROFL…

Wow. Just wow.

Love the tooth fairly idea!!

The Tutu is a Separate piece from the Leotard.He’d be wearing Both or he’d be Dangling all night.