Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 28, 2015

Progress doesn’t have to be fun. It just has to pay better.

She’s not going to get much sex wearing that!

Does the suit corrode if you use a water based lube?

Hey, no fair! As Satan wrote in “Letters From the Earth,” by Samuel Clemens:.“The law of God, as quite plainly expressed in woman’sconstruction is this: There shall be no limit put upon yourintercourse with the other sex sexually, at any time of life..“The law of God, as quite plainly expressed in man’sconstruction is this: During your entire life you shall beunder inflexible limits and restrictions, sexually..“During twenty-three days in every month (in absence ofpregnancy) from the time a woman is seven years old tillshe dies of old age, she is ready for action, and competent.As competent as the candlestick is to receive the candle.Competent every day, competent every night. Also shewants that candle — yearns for it, longs for it, hankers afterit, as commanded by the law of God in her heart..“But man is only briefly competent; and only then in themoderate measure applicable to the word in his sex’scase. He is competent from the age of sixteen orseventeen thence-forward for thirty-five years. After fiftyhis performance is of poor quality, the intervals betweenare wide, and its satisfactions of no great value to eitherparty; whereas his great-grandmother is as good as new.There is nothing the matter with her plant. Her candlestickis as firm as ever, whereas his candle is increasinglysoftened and weakened by the weather of age, as theyears go by, until at last it can no longer stand, and ismournfully laid to rest in the hope of a blessedresurrection which is never to come.”.http://www.cs.umd.edu/~mvz/bible/ltrs-from-earth.pdf.Clemens is quoted as saying, “This book will never be published.” Well, it was, but not until 1962. It’s probably on the list of books that are banned from schools.

I don’t see a hole….