Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 23, 2010

Is that the bait or the fish he caught?

Flo, don’t knock it. It’s the first time he has done anything useful.

If you bring your wife a fish, you’ll have dinner If you teach your wife to fish, you’ll lose your free weekends

Andy. tell that talkative Flo you don’t want to See her mouth open unless she’s biting a leader. Fishing is the silent sport. The beer will get warm before that woman shuts up.

My late wife brought a cell phone on our one trip fishing together. Note the word “Late.”

You get a line, I’ll get a pole, Honey, honey

You get a line, I’ll get a pole, Babe, Babe

You get a line, I’ll get a pole, we’ll go down to the crawdad hole.

Honey, Baby, mine.

(just an old song)

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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, and he will sit around all day in a boat getting drunk…

Poor Andy. He is trying to catch dinner because Flo is either too lazy to cook him anything or she has spent his hard earned money from the track on more curlers. All this, and she still has the audacity to continue to attack him? Shame, Flo, shame! Maybe if you kept quiet, the larger fish would be biting.

….and tell them to expect to work mandatory overtime

This one is going in my favorites… Way to go Flo!

Thats right Flo, keep tap dancing thru the minefield!

Nag, Nag,Nag, Go away Flo you bleeep and between that and your face your scaring the fish away…

Andy your not using the right bate to catch larger fish. Can’t blame Flo for giving you a hard time. Flo at least for a change Andy’s not drunk.

Nothing worse than having someone making smart alecky remarks when you are trying be serious.

Flo will now get angry when Andy makes a good-natured joke in return.

See you at the marriage counselor next week Flo!

X-D Bwaaahhh ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa….

Andy just got tiny fish while Flo stood far away from Andy’s back.

Hoo hoo hoo hoooo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa…..

Cha ching! She got you on that one, Andy! LOL

The way you cook, I thought I’d try sushi.

WHO SAID ANDY WASN’T DRINKING. WE WERE WHEN I WAS FISHING WITH HIM.

Go on Flo,get him. lol

saltyftw keeps yelling ont loud…..