Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 25, 2010

Oh yes! God will strike them down with his hands.

Rodney can tell the king that he tried but his force was outnumbered - there were two of them.

Braveheart your not Rodney.

surrender now or die of old age.. haha.. smart guy..

More like Surrender or we’ll go back home.

We all got to go sometime; Rodney is just looking at warfare from an actuarial point of view.

Wouldn’t that work out then to “surrender and die”?

If all wars were conducted like this, we could all go home. Kinda make sense,eh? Rodney, I think you’re on to something.

he’ll tell the King ” we met the enemy in a vigerous debate and they said ‘no’” so we left.

hmmmm, sounds like someone’s strategy for the war on terror–oops, it’s not called that anymore. no strategy, no war, let’s join Sir Rodney in retreat.

i love it when a plan comes together.. never surrender.. whatever it takes.. we will either find a way, or make one.. let’s give peace a chance.. make love not war.. imagine no possessions.. no need for greed or hunger.. a brotherhood of man.. and the world will live as one.. concerning all acts of initiative, there is one elementary truth. that the moment one commits oneself, then providence moves too…

“Please Mr. Custer, I don’t wanna go!” Ooops! Wrong war!