Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 15, 2015

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    blunebottle  over 9 years ago

    Grrrooooaaaaaannnn!

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    Mikel V  over 9 years ago

    Boticelli must be rolling over on his grave

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    jreckard  over 9 years ago

    Mr. Parisi, in the world of puns, you have no pier.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Please, no moor!

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    tsandl  over 9 years ago

    They oughta dock his pay for a pun like that.

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    NoCents  over 9 years ago

    Yacht not to do such bad word play!

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    David OBrien  over 9 years ago

    I am most certainly shell shocked.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    I think we should give him the slip…

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 9 years ago

    I imagine sailors lining up around the shell, waiting for a naked chick to appear.

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    Mark Parisi creator over 9 years ago

    So many great comments today! I just can’t decide if it’s a tie or knot.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    Remember, it’s rope when on the shore and line when on the water, and it’s fenders not bumpers!

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    hippogriff  over 9 years ago

    neverenoughgoldbell rope (what you grab to ring it)boat rope (sort of a painter in reverse – ship to boat)man rope (what you stand on when working the square sails)There are quite a few ropes on a ship, especially a sailing one.

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 9 years ago

    At long last she is finally getting out of her shell!

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    bmonk  over 9 years ago

    She does travel light. Or clad in light, anyway.

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