Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 19, 2015

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    orinoco womble  over 9 years ago

    Don’t you know it’s rude to break wind in public, Ned?

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    Michael McGinnis Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Others get the same effect by breaking wind.

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    blunebottle  over 9 years ago

    He must be as powerful as Major Bloodknock!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    It was pretty loud, too…but not as bad as the crack of dawn.

    Nightfall can get quite noisy, as well.

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    jreckard  over 9 years ago

    I think today’s pun is rather twisted.

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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    Until I was brainwashed, I had a dirty mind.

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    Emmett Wayne  over 9 years ago

    Who knew that breaking wind was a super power?

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    Ubintold  over 9 years ago

    The world’s greatest supply of natural gas.

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    Purewater  over 9 years ago

    It’s just physics

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    I hope there is a gentle breeze to clear the air…

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    kernelcorny Premium Member over 9 years ago

    His jacket, a windbreaker, broke the tornado and saved the town.The broken thing was a tornado. Maybe it was made of ice.

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    blunebottle  over 9 years ago

    Just say the magic cure word: “THIIIIIIINNN!” and away they’ll go.

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    FrostbiteFalls  over 2 years ago

    Guaranteed to break any wind.

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