Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for September 18, 2015

@Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)I am retired. But I find that every day is Saturday. Except Sunday when the fat paper comes. How can you not love that?

Jo Clear: I’ve been on disability for 11 years. I want to find a job, because I could use some time off.

P.O.E.T.S. day!

Retired does not mean rusted! Volunteer, get a part time job, or even do what I do…substitute teach. I’ll admit it’s not for everyone and sometimes it really just babysitting, but I truly enjoy being around the kids and teachers.

I am retired and I like it!

A friend called me earlier this year and asked me what I was doing. I replied, “Nothing!”

He called me again last week and asked the same question. Again I replied, “Nothing!”

He said, “You told me you were doing nothing the last time I called.”

I replied, “I’m not done yet!”

Hey! CHIP42 I called an office once tto make an appointment, they told me to be early as it was POETS DAY! I had to ask!!!

Only problem with being retired is I never get a day off.My big probl3m is that I have to drink coffee on my own time.

Thank all of the millions gods that it’s Friday?? Seems like there are better things to do.“He awoke. He was alive. He wasted no time on prayer or thanks but continued the business of survival.” (Alfred Bester)

First long weekend after I retired I felt cheated — it wasn’t any longer than the previous one!