Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 18, 2015

Better get ready, principal, for Lio’s coming to your office.

Beats most school cafeteria lunches.

Just DON’T put a home made electronic clock in there, Lio. THAT might get you arrested. Well, probably not, considering you don’t fit the profile.

Gotta have your kit ready for these first days of school; right, Lio?

Yeah, what you said about profile. Like that 8 year old kid kicked out of school for eating a Pop-Tart the wrong way.

That clock looked like a bomb, have you seen it? Or does sanctimony trump the facts?

Lio is studying at Hogwarts with Hagrid to be a Beastmaster.

Its okay he’s not Muslim.

Gonna be an exciting day at Lio’s school. Probably on the bus, some excitement , too….

he’d be a good boy scout. he’s prepared for anything

I sense trouble.

Hey Lio, be careful with that beehive! The whole world population depends on bees for survival…

What? That’s the sort of stuff I took to school for forty years! It’s what museum technicians do!