Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 23, 2010
June 22, 2010
June 24, 2010
Transcript:
tyr: hamhock, you need to come with me on my epic journey! challenging the elements! facing down danger!! risking our very lives!! I mean, how can a man know he's truly living unless he's facing his own death?? hamhock: oh, I know! this morning I burned my tongue on a hot pocket. it was pretty harrowing...
zero over 14 years ago
Pretty sure, we all are facing death every day. Getting up in its grill just makes the job easier.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Mmm, Burnt Tongue Hot Pockets, the latest delightful flavor.
Colt9033 over 14 years ago
Why drag along someone who really clueless with you, Tyr?
wrloftis over 14 years ago
I wonder if it was a Ham & Cheese pocket. Cannibalism, anyone?
Nebulous Premium Member over 14 years ago
@Colt9033: Every great hero needs a sacrificial lamb. err… sidekick. Yeah, that’s what I meant to say, sidekick.
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
I’m with Hamhock. My diet is how I spit in the face of Death every day.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Tyr has inspired me with tales of daring do.I’m off on my quest to Dunkin Donuts, facing panhandlers and hookers without a trace of fear round my growing gut. Farewell my bar-mates, it’s a big job but someone has to grow bigger. Dang the sweatpants, I’ll wear a moo moo if that what it takes to vanquish those calories. My only regret is I can eat but one dozen and stay comfy. What am I babbling about? Oh yeah, doughnuts.
klipt8 over 14 years ago
Sorry Tyr, but Hamhock is not strictly speaking a man.
bossyheifer over 14 years ago
Phooey wrloftis took my comment! :) You want advent Hamhock? Move to Hawaii and try to avoid being put on a spit! :)