Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 19, 2015

Gross

could be worse – Sliders Spider Wasp

Flying SPIDERS! Not Even the Riddikulus spell would make them funny.

It’s that time of year, I go out in the morning and run into spider webs everywhere. Big spiders, size of my thumbnail, not counting the legs.

Note to self: Do NOT let wife read this strip this morning…

Not even Voldemort could come up with that one.

During my childhood, the king seemed to be the focus of the strip. Glad the focus is back on the namesake. Great to see his character development.

Nothing worse than going outside on a warm night and catching a web across the face, and I’m a hunter. ’Arrived in my huting spot before sun up once … the sun came up and I was sitting in a spider web patch, like central city.

Get Garfield with his rolled up newspaper!

Barn spiders were fun. Run into a web and have an eeeew-fit! But they were there for a purpose..to catch the flies that would follow the cows come milking time. My poor little sister, deathly afraid of spiders, wouldn’t go near the place when them there spiders had grown fat and heavy during a summer’s feeding season. Good times, good times.

Next it will be…Flying Toasters

Flying Spiders? I NEED flying spiders to go after those damn brown stink bugs!