Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 13, 2015

In just a bit, the firing squad will be shooting the bird.

… because a rude gesture is so very much worse than a bullet-riddled body.Too bad the mime can’t express the request that the shooters shoot in the same way that mimes talk.

I realize mimes are annoying, but, wow, death sentence?

I did it “mime” way?

When they shoot the Mime, will the guns make noise?

I mime is the perfect thing to waste!