Reminds me of Foxworthy’s take on it. Said he was asked if they got any footage of the delivery: “Noooo, weeee diiid not! Got some great footage of the conception…” But he described childbirth as “a wet St. Bernard trying to get in through the cat door!”
You should however take the father to X-Ray to see how badly broken his hand is and then for a Psych Eval. No man is the same after being referred to as “That bastard who did this to me,” or having the loving girl he married seven months ago promise to to turn him into a soprano…without using a knife.
All three of my daughters were… surprises.1. You can’t get pregnant if you’re that fat. My job, sit in a waiting room. 19662. You can’t get pregnant if you’re lactating. My job, sit there, shut up, hold her hand. 19683. But we were using contraceptives; except just that ONCE… My job, coach her thru the TimeWarp of contractions! Take these scissors, cut the ribbon! 1987Some progress.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 9 years ago
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PICTO about 9 years ago
Sounds like the night conception happened.
J Short about 9 years ago
@ J L- Hardwick? You can’t beat that name.
Observer fo Irony about 9 years ago
I hope they didn’t video the delivery. I was offered to watch one such delivery and I refused because I did not want to watch his wife’s porn movie.
debauche about 9 years ago
I observed one delivery and watching a watermelon pass through that orifice without either exploding was worth the price of admission.
K M about 9 years ago
Reminds me of Foxworthy’s take on it. Said he was asked if they got any footage of the delivery: “Noooo, weeee diiid not! Got some great footage of the conception…” But he described childbirth as “a wet St. Bernard trying to get in through the cat door!”
bmckee about 9 years ago
You should however take the father to X-Ray to see how badly broken his hand is and then for a Psych Eval. No man is the same after being referred to as “That bastard who did this to me,” or having the loving girl he married seven months ago promise to to turn him into a soprano…without using a knife.
pbarnrob about 9 years ago
All three of my daughters were… surprises.1. You can’t get pregnant if you’re that fat. My job, sit in a waiting room. 19662. You can’t get pregnant if you’re lactating. My job, sit there, shut up, hold her hand. 19683. But we were using contraceptives; except just that ONCE… My job, coach her thru the TimeWarp of contractions! Take these scissors, cut the ribbon! 1987Some progress.