Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 21, 2015

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Words to live by. For a dog, it’s like checking the mail or the answering machine.

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    orinoco womble  about 9 years ago

    Apparently the Japanese equivalent to saying someone needs to stop and smell the roses is, “S/he doesn’t get enough tea.”

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    jreckard  about 9 years ago

    (derived from today’s Brevity strip)

    Return to scenter.

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    Arianne  about 9 years ago

    After a long day of smelling the roses and the toeses, Caesar sipped his snifter. (Then seized his knees and sneezed.)

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    I don’t see smell the hind end of other dogs on the list. I would think it would be at the top…

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    bmonk  about 9 years ago

    Unless your owner wants to stop and chat—then run on ahead to the next scent!

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