Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 29, 2015

Finally, the truth smacks Rat right in the face.

Rat’s goals are quite simple::1. Money for nothing.2. Chicks for free.

Obama voters—47%

It’s about time, Rat! (But don’t let that stop your reckless lifestyle.)

So this is why I seem to have had money problems all my life………life is so unfair!

On a scale of zero to 100, how lazy are you?200.

run for congress….

Somehow, Rat’s numbers balance the scale.

His big problem is he wasn’t born in the right family.

Sounds like the old Steve Martin routine where first you have to get a million dollars……………

Recognizing the problem is the first step toward solving it. There’s hope for Rat yet!

Yes, Rat, you have found the source of your problems. You’re too honest.

I have a neighbor that thinks that everything he has is worth big bucks, what anybody else has is worth bupkis, even if the items are identical.

is that why people like having slave labor?

Looks like he has a future in politics! (once again, my ideas save a struggling cartoonist)

rat having an epiphany. this will not last

On a scale of 0 to 100…how much you want people to pay you for stuff – 100how much you want to pay others for stuff – 0…the typical American.

For me -Money: 10Goal: 90xxx

Pastis must have a camera on me. Damn him!