Why a duck?… oh, wait… that was yesterday…
…and a different cartoon. Never mind…
He’s definitely not a sitting duck, but he’s often a dead duck.
Why did the duck cross the road?To goose his girlfriend.
Looks like he’s ducking out.
Because he forgot he could fly.
Well isn’t that just ducky!
Three men walk into a bar.The fourth one ducked.
Good one.
Everyone knows why the goose crossing the road got killed by the truck.
He didn’t know it was a truck! He thought he was trying to dodge a Ram…
Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?A. To get to the shell station.
Q. What happened when the elephant crossed the road?A. It stepped on the chicken!
“I got a million of ’em folks! Ha cha cha cha…”
“Good night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are!”
Why did the punk rocker cross the road?He was stapled to the chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?To see a man lay bricks.
I love the deep colors that you use.Thank you.
Ducks cross many roads during their annual migrations. Some they even cross lengthwise.
He has pressing matters with oncoming traffic.
May 29, 2015
Arianne about 9 years ago
Why a duck?… oh, wait… that was yesterday…
Arianne about 9 years ago
…and a different cartoon. Never mind…
Toonerific about 9 years ago
He’s definitely not a sitting duck, but he’s often a dead duck.
whiteheron about 9 years ago
Why did the duck cross the road?To goose his girlfriend.
Ubintold about 9 years ago
Looks like he’s ducking out.
cdward about 9 years ago
Because he forgot he could fly.
GROG Premium Member about 9 years ago
Well isn’t that just ducky!
MontanaLady about 9 years ago
Three men walk into a bar.The fourth one ducked.
James Lasher about 9 years ago
Good one.
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
Everyone knows why the goose crossing the road got killed by the truck.
He didn’t know it was a truck! He thought he was trying to dodge a Ram…
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?A. To get to the shell station.
Q. What happened when the elephant crossed the road?A. It stepped on the chicken!
“I got a million of ’em folks! Ha cha cha cha…”
“Good night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are!”
Digital Frog about 9 years ago
Why did the punk rocker cross the road?He was stapled to the chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?To see a man lay bricks.
constantpurrs about 9 years ago
I love the deep colors that you use.Thank you.
bmonk about 9 years ago
Ducks cross many roads during their annual migrations. Some they even cross lengthwise.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member about 9 years ago
He has pressing matters with oncoming traffic.