Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 10, 2015
September 09, 2015
September 11, 2015
Transcript:
I just don't get how people fall for these crazy cult leaders. I thought you were looking for job openings. Excuse me. Would you be interested in living for free on a country farm where you get to work with your hands every day and have 100% job security? What's the catch? You have to believe in a very simple cosmology with clear rules, which was designed to make you feel good about yourself. Ten seconds later... All glory to Zortran the alien God!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
As an added benefit, when you die, they pay for all the arrangements. Sure, they grind you up and compost you before spreading you on the fields, but that’s really all explained in chapter 3, verses 10 through 27.
Ida No over 9 years ago
I for one welcome our Zortran overlords.(Obviously, they’re MUCH better than the old Fortran gods.)
emptc12 over 9 years ago
So Zortran is a sort of feel-good Zardoz? Does he have a flying Godhead that spews out lollipops and bubblegum? Where do I join?!
PoodleGroomer over 9 years ago
I am waiting for a fight to break out between the followers of Microsoft, Apple, and Linux denominations; worshipers of INTEL and The Church of AMD and the Latter Day Processors.