Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for July 13, 2010

Call Linda Blair…

she will show you the proper way to

hit a priest at 10 paces..

So, you think they need the exorcise? It was Gertie who gave them the devil.

Funny, he thought about calling the cops, but it hasn’t even crossed Gertie’s mind yet.

Does the hyphen count as a letter or is he just unable to count?

Poisoning people is a woman’s prerogative. Wait, changing her mind

@ whmll, the Pyes (and these are definitely the Pyes) can’t get up in the morning without making trouble. They are probably on the run from the law. The police are more likely to give Gertie a medal.

gerdo gets busted, I like that. One year less a day in the slammer. Nah… make it life without parole for being the stoopidest toon ever drawn.

And you know life is long when you live in …Gasoline Alley.

Of course this isn’t really Gasoline Alley any more. Hasn’t been for some time.

the Pyes ate the pies and now they dies (or wish they did)

Hey’o ocean17’o Like’o harebell stated’o Gertie’o probably’o will’o get’o a’o medal’o for’o catching’o the’o bunch’o. LOL

GOOD JOB GERTIE!!!

c-o-p-s four letters. Works for me.

I think she should have put ipecac and exlax in the pies. Now that would’ve been interesting, and a lesson learned.

Trapped like rats! Yes, good job, Gertie, though if she doesn’t get to play whack-a-mole with the Pyes as they exit the attic, I will be disappointed. Better yet, let Walt have a turn at bat against those who stole from his table!

No Ex-Lax, that could be fatal with an overdose.