Things we’ve often suspected…
Hey, our food hasn’t killed anybody in at least a week!
And that “A” on the door frame stands for “Awful”….!!!!
And stinky Johnny Depp is your chef…
take away 3 stars for that…
Run, don’t walk, out of that place’s door!
He must be bribing the health inspector.
I’ll give it…uhhh, –are negative-stars allowed?
Best thing on the menu is antacid tablets along with a side of anti-nausea pills.
How did he manage to get the 4 stars?
Well, never in my 1500 years have I smelled such a delightful aroma.
Who knows? Maybe the food is really, really good.
It’s sometimes said “The better the reastaurant, the messier the kitchen”, but it’s unusual for that level of disarray to extend to the serving area.
(It’s similar to the Army axiom “A platoon that’s effective in the field looks terrible on the Parade Ground, and vice versa.”)
Actually, the dump is a much more appetizing place than that restaurant.
In real life, the nastiest business place I’ve ever seen is the local Magruder’s grocery store. Even the rats won’t go near it.
When Reggie Jackson was playing for the Yankees, he once told his teammates that he had in IQ of 160. Mickey Rivers asked if that was out of 1000.
No, that should be four stares.
Gerty from Gasoline Alley bakes the pies!
margueritem over 14 years ago
Things we’ve often suspected…
UncaAlby over 14 years ago
Hey, our food hasn’t killed anybody in at least a week!
MontanaLady over 14 years ago
And that “A” on the door frame stands for “Awful”….!!!!
boldyuma over 14 years ago
And stinky Johnny Depp is your chef…
take away 3 stars for that…
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Run, don’t walk, out of that place’s door!
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
He must be bribing the health inspector.
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
I’ll give it…uhhh, –are negative-stars allowed?
Yukoner over 14 years ago
Best thing on the menu is antacid tablets along with a side of anti-nausea pills.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
How did he manage to get the 4 stars?
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Well, never in my 1500 years have I smelled such a delightful aroma.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Who knows? Maybe the food is really, really good.
It’s sometimes said “The better the reastaurant, the messier the kitchen”, but it’s unusual for that level of disarray to extend to the serving area.
(It’s similar to the Army axiom “A platoon that’s effective in the field looks terrible on the Parade Ground, and vice versa.”)
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
Actually, the dump is a much more appetizing place than that restaurant.
In real life, the nastiest business place I’ve ever seen is the local Magruder’s grocery store. Even the rats won’t go near it.
Andrew85994 over 14 years ago
When Reggie Jackson was playing for the Yankees, he once told his teammates that he had in IQ of 160. Mickey Rivers asked if that was out of 1000.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
No, that should be four stares.
JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
Gerty from Gasoline Alley bakes the pies!