Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 26, 2010

  1. David
    davidblack  over 14 years ago

    Even Owen is starting to look disgusted with Gary. You’re no one until youve been despised by the ghost of a total loser.

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    Sisyphos  over 14 years ago

    davidblack, I think you got that wrong: you’re someone until you’ve been despised by the ghost of a total loser–then you’re no one!

    Sadly, Gary doesn’t give a fig. He’s (sob!) adjusted to suburbia!

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  3. Zappa sheik
    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    I’m sure the recently deceased neighbors appreciate your thin shred of dignity, which didn’t seem to affect your appetite for them.

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  4. Senmurv
    mrsullenbeauty  over 14 years ago

    All that’s left of the neighbors are thin shreds.

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    jpozenel  over 14 years ago

    Ear wax?

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    WallyCuppaJoe  over 14 years ago

    The line in the Rolling Stones 19th Nervous Breakdown song. Her father who’s perfected ways of making sealing wax. For a long time I thought they were saying ceiling wax. I thought it must have been a British thing. I’m sorry the ear wax thing sent my mind into another decade.

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  7. David
    davidblack  over 14 years ago

    Ear wax is a touchy subject in Australia these days. Our recently deposed Prime Minister used to eat his own on television.

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    jpozenel  over 14 years ago

    Actually, ceiling wax is used almost exclusively in Wales. The rest of Great Britain just sings songs about it.

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