Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 05, 2015

Render in a blenderServe on a platter.That’s not the football,That’s your bladderRun away! Run away!We surrender!Go away, go away, go away Team!

A spleen for a mascot? Not a good omen.

Call ’em sad & call ’em sorryCall the space squidsCalamari!

I thought he was a hot dog, at first.

He looks like food. He’s just going to make the squids hungry.

Let’s remember to surrender

I surrender! Don’t tear me asunder! That would be a blunder! I’m even scared of thunder! I capitulate! Don’t rip my spleen to pieces, mate!

Go on a bender

What rhymes with “surrender”? Well, “Republicans” doesn’t rhyme, but it should.

There once was a mascot from Sirius,Who, when frightened, became quite delirious.He zagged instead of zigged,and met a Space Squid,who was heard to comment… “most delic-i-ous!”

Pretender? Air bender?

Suspender

Avoid disasterUse your blasterFire one, fire two, fire threeNow have fried calamari

The mascot costume looks like a potato.The crewman in the costume is about as tall as Brewster, so I it isn’t Winky.

“Life ender!”

“Life ender!”

Why die as a defenderWhen it easy to surrender?