A whale of an excuse. Of course that leaves the officers feeling Blue. There may be a Ray of hope here somewhere, but since I’m Floundering it might just be a Fluke.
What is the porpoise of this whole conversation? I need a dolphinitive statement! Until I get it, I’ll just perch over here humming “Shark! The Herald Angelfish Sing.”
Yukoner over 14 years ago
Something VERY fishy about that story. I doubt the police will swallow it, hook, line and sinker.
Roger Smith over 14 years ago
A whale of an excuse. Of course that leaves the officers feeling Blue. There may be a Ray of hope here somewhere, but since I’m Floundering it might just be a Fluke.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Like Granny’s Rhumatis medicine
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
Sad day in the news world.
NE1956 over 14 years ago
More like lame day in the news world.
davecancer over 14 years ago
Training porpoises to be doctors is better than training them to deliver mines.
Superfrog over 14 years ago
I think I get what you mean, david.
People who train dolphins to deliver mines are just using them for their own evil porpoises.
medved over 14 years ago
Female porpoises are trained to deliver porpoises.
MobyD over 14 years ago
What is the porpoise of this whole conversation? I need a dolphinitive statement! Until I get it, I’ll just perch over here humming “Shark! The Herald Angelfish Sing.”
benbrilling over 14 years ago
What would happen if Cosmo visited the aviary?
winjill over 14 years ago
Ya,That shark looks he could use some calming down!! Medicinal ONLY!! :):)
Bruce McKinney Premium Member over 14 years ago
I love puns - the “groanier” the better!
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 14 years ago
Treading into Pearls B4 Swine bad pun territory I see
Roger Smith over 14 years ago
I was going to have my pet fish sing for you all, but you know how hard it is to Tuna fish.