Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 24, 2015

The shots are shorter, too, cos of the bigger holes and giant pockets.

But now your cue sticks look smaller by comparison. Oh well, just chalk it up to old age.

no side pocket on that table?

It is not so much the size of the boat, but more the size of the ocean.

plus the angle of the dangle

I see now…

So, as I’m understanding, big balls help your pool game? My husband shoots pool every week day morning with the old guys. Their problem is mostly remembering if they are stripes or solids. And they could use bigger everything!

I guess that depends on whether you are the boat or the ocean.But if your ear itches down deep inside, and you shove your finger in there and work it about until you get that itch scratched, which feels better when you are through, your finger or your ear?

i’ll never be able to scratch my ear again…

I could swear the subject of today’s comic was balls…

There, there… look at it this way – at least nobody ever had to tell you to grow a pair. (You know, of billiard balls.)

Loose Parts! Snerks! Okay, now I’m hushing up.