I want to be cremated and my ashes mixed in with plaster to make a tombstone that reads, “I really wish I’d flossed more.” Then I want the tombstone positioned a novelties store in Las Vegas next to the whoopie cushions.
TSOJ,That’s an awfully, um, specific request.BWW
Instead of a sign, T-Rex should consider getting a tattoo. He might have to use a jackhammer to get it into his skin, but it will last.
I want to be freeze-dried and mounted buck naked in a huge acrylic pyramid just like the sea-horse my grandmother brought back from Hawaii.
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Ida No over 8 years ago
I want to be cremated and my ashes mixed in with plaster to make a tombstone that reads, “I really wish I’d flossed more.” Then I want the tombstone positioned a novelties store in Las Vegas next to the whoopie cushions.
Brian_W over 8 years ago
TSOJ,That’s an awfully, um, specific request.BWW
ladamson1918 over 8 years ago
Instead of a sign, T-Rex should consider getting a tattoo. He might have to use a jackhammer to get it into his skin, but it will last.
johngregor Premium Member over 8 years ago
I want to be freeze-dried and mounted buck naked in a huge acrylic pyramid just like the sea-horse my grandmother brought back from Hawaii.