Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 22, 2015

I’m first!!!! Yay!

Heaven help anybody who gets in his way…….when he finally finds the way.

Stephen’s entry point took him past the Tiki, It’s now 11am.

And then he went back to the Tiki for “lunch”…

And before you know it, it is time for Stephen’s exit point….

The # for AA is 555-DRNK

Good morning,everyone.

Sometimes the best entry point is back into the bed.

well jus buttween us gurls, ah dont think will be seein bEV fer a wile tuday… lass ah sawer she wuz lukin fer nickels ta feed teh jook box under booth numbur #3 at the TIKI…jus sayin…. (sssshhhhhhhhhhhh……)

THIS WAY TO THE EGRESS -——→

Buenos días y Maravillosa Martes, Ballardeers !

I think Bev is still on the recovery pad this AM, after celebrating ( and celebrating, and celebrating..) her 21st+ birthday yesterday. I noticed several of our regulars at the Tiki overtrained a bit. Just sayin’…Of course, I was my usual abstemious self…right !Better make me a jumbo Bloody Maria, extra caliente y picante, please, Fenton. I need to kick start the old cycle, this morning.Anyone care to join me ? I still have a few pesos left after paying my bar tab for yesterday’s festivities.

Last Rose of Summer and Mist – great past Ballard Street comics to go with this. You both make a great story. I’m lov’n it. But I much prefer the solution miscreant1 gave us. Happy day after your birthday Beviek. Hope you had a great day. Any birthday cake left????

MIst and Mrs Higglepooder were seen dining Al Fresco on the patio of the Ballard Grill and Kung Fu Parlor last week, Those two madcap scamps are getting “friendly” aren’t they?

Did anyone check under Booth # 3 to see if Bev is still there?

As Mist said earlier, “As Stephen considers his entry point for the day, he recalls what happened last week and considers that sometimes the entry point is locked”

Seen a better one than that.Sign ahead on the road.“Do Not Pass”I have seen folks stopped at it.The road continues on.For the confused it means do not pass another car on the road as it is a really wide two lane.But it still confuses folks.But really Stephen should worry about the Point of No Return…..or if little Oblio solved the mysteries of The PointBut then again……maybe its all pointless…..which does make a……point.Point taken.

In an attempt to fill a service void within our fine community and resolve Stephens technical problem, a new free online service (beta) is being launched to a limited number of customers within the Ballard Telecom Network (also refered to as Munk ISP Inc LLC)If you would like to take advantage of this limited time offer and continue this great servis service, please remit $142.86 (no cheks please) to teh drop box either at teh BC Sheriffs Office or teh mason jar labeled Tips MUNK ISP found behined teh TIKI bar, in front of teh bottle of Tanduay Rhum…thank you…..

An “Entry Point Not Found” Error Message Is Displayed When the Kernel32.dll File Is Accessed..

SYMPTOMS When you attempt to start a program, or a program attempts to start when you log on the computer, you can receive the following error message:Entry Point Not Found: The procedure entry point SetHandleContext could not be located in the dynamic link library: Kernel32.dll.This error can persist regardless of the computer that you log on to. The re-installation of the program does not correct the error.

..CAUSE This behavior can occur because a function that is contained in a dynamic-link library (.dll) file, which is typically meant for use in Microsoft Windows 95, Microsoft Windows 98, or Microsoft Windows Millennium Edition (Me), attempts to call the SetHandleContext() application programming interface (API). However, this API does not exist in the Windows 2000 version of the Kernel32.dll file, which results in the error that is described in the Symptoms section of this article...

WORKAROUND To work around this behavior, examine your home drive (the drive letter of your local workstation) and the entries in the path variable until you locate the incorrect versions of the .dll files. Then, delete the problem .dll files.

If the .dll files are found in your home drive, you can disconnect the drive as a temporary workaround.

….and head to the TIKI an tell SuSun to set up a round fer the housse…..

Thank you,;())

This is my latest GoFundMe update.Well I’m a bit depressed about the whole thing right now.Its been 17 days since my last donation. Not counting what was made from the yard sale.And I’m feeling guilty for being depressed.Fires in the western United States are killing people and destroying hundreds of homes. Thousands of people are living in shelters.How do i compete with that?A woman asked for a couple of thousand dollars so she can get a tattoo. She receives $40,000.How is it that I’m NOT competing with that?Hard to belive isn’t it? I was told about it by one of the other donators on a Facebook post.She was listening to talk radio down in Arizona while driving and heard a broadcast by a talk personality down there named Roger Galloway and he was talking about some of the silly things that people are using it for.Someone wants $15,000 to make a short film and he receives a million dollars.Again, how am i going to compete with that?Oh, by the way, i changed the name of my campaign. Maybe that will help. Now its called…“Caregiver Needs A Wheelchair Van”

Yup!