Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 25, 2015

They said it would be as easy as pie…

Yeah, everybody knows they don’t deliver out to that area.

Next time order from The Da Vinci Crust.

Cartoon phyzix always apply to cartoons.

Instead of one box,I received 12 50-count boxes of coffee filters from Amazon yesterday. I’ll apply for my AARP card on Monday.

This also happened in the pre-computer era. I was on a mission island hopping around Micronesia. The flight kitchen was supposed to put a box of Twinkies on the plane for the crew to eat. Instead they put a case of Twinkies on board.

Everywhere we landed we looked for kids to give them away to.

Maybe his vehicle is a clown car.

cold pizza for breakfast!

“131 Extra-Large Pizzas, all the trimmings @$13.95 each; that’ll be $1,827.45, PLUS any gratuities for all this!”“But we only wanted ONE pizza; not any 131 of them; we can’t go through with all this, just because I had a little trouble with the website! It’s just not fair! And besides which, does it LOOK to you like we have any $1,827.45?!”“Cheapskates!”

How long before they charge you extra to phone in an order and talk to a real person? What might they call that? The “Can’t-Hack-It Tax”?