Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 25, 2015

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    Sillyduddy101  about 9 years ago

    Ouch.

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    SashaW  about 9 years ago

    A sharp knife is safer, you don’t need as mush effort to cut with it, with a dull knife you must work harder, and the knife may get caught, then slip.

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    T.A.S.K Master  about 9 years ago

    If Nate had gone to work on the pumpkin, how would he have turned out? Is this just a blatant representation of Marty’s idiocy, or does it show how, if Nate had had a chance, he would have utterly butchered himself?Sorry, I spent too much time debating on Alohomora.

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    jwondga  about 9 years ago

    This…. is eerie. I remember a very similar situation with my mother during the holiday season.

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    MajesticFalcon  about 9 years ago

    What do you think he’ll give out for treats this year?

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    orbenjawell Premium Member about 9 years ago

    “Don’t doofus as I say, but don’t doofus as I doofus, either!!”

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    WingDing  about 9 years ago

    Lincoln is reading your thoughts jwondga. He may also enter your dreams.

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    laurac5800  about 9 years ago

    Oddly enough, a sharp knife is safer with an 11 year old than a grown man.

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    Dr. Cesspool  about 9 years ago

    That’s definitely the wrong way…

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    paul GROSS Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Most of my scars are from showing my kids how to do things safely.

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    Sabrejack Premium Member about 9 years ago

    I use a Jigsaw

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  about 9 years ago

    Marty is just showing Nate how not to do it. :)

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    Comic Minister Premium Member about 9 years ago

    You were saying Marty?!

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    Poollady1  about 9 years ago

    Well now that Nate knows the wrong way……………………………

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    copper5297  about 9 years ago

    wow just….wow

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    Bookworm/Animal Lover 123  about 9 years ago

    great example you’re making for your kid, mr. wright.

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    zobbes  about 9 years ago

    Apparently, that was the wrong way.

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    Jim Kerner  about 9 years ago

    At least he wasn’t performing a circumcision.

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    michael100  about 9 years ago

    Hey everybody. anyone remember me from like 2011?

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    lunareeveeeclipse  over 5 years ago

    I’m guessing “that’s way” means I DID THE WRONG WAY NOY GIMMIE AN C RAY

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    HanWoodson  about 5 years ago

    really stupid

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    We don’t do that here  almost 5 years ago

    Hey, a sharp knife is safer than a dull one

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    Wҽιɾԃ Exρɾҽʂʂισɳ Mαɳ  over 4 years ago

    Can marty do anything correctly? When he cooks he practiclly sets the house on fire. He can barely run. When he drove nate to a soccer game, it was the wrong destination.

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    AstralPenguin83  over 4 years ago

    …and that is the wrong way

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    rey mondia  about 4 years ago

    Which side of the pumpkin get cut?

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    Nobody!  about 4 years ago

    dad: let me show you how its done. 10 min later #@$$#&*^#*&)(^!&%^!!!!!

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    The Cuddlefish  about 4 years ago

    I really hate this comic, it isn’t funny and it just makes me feel queasy, I can’t handle blood.

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    LOAFY  about 4 years ago

    It’s actually easier to cut yourself with a dull blade, because the force required to use it makes it harder to control, and when it slips it comes down with more force.

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    Over-Confident Nate (Comic Reviewer)  almost 4 years ago

    you idiot

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    CarmineBazile  almost 4 years ago

    What a great way to do that wrong way!

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    hockey man  over 3 years ago

    Dad right after the injury. $#%&*!!!

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    SpongeBob (Founder of The Spongebob Club)  over 3 years ago

    And this is the wrong way (does it Marty’s way)

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    (NOT) Randy Betancourt  over 3 years ago

    Marty’s main quote: “I’m not saying you can’t … it! But you’ve got to … safely!”

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    TheOneWithAPlanZ  10 months ago

    That’s the… point!

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    stairclimber33  7 months ago

    lol

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    Visca barca  23 days ago

    Ooh gore

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