Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 22, 2015

Never mind Milford — what would ANY high school get out of this?.I swear, this whole culture is infected with the insane premise that the ultimate goal is to Get On TV No Matter What.

P4: A giant eraser enters the panel as Gil watches in horror.

Gil does not look well in P2. From the lobster claws to the pending knee and hip replacements, it’s a miracle he can even stand up. Those claws certainly didn’t make it easy for him to even up his cutoffs either.

Really, State Champion Coach Gil wants his face blurred out. Maybe they should just photoshop in the trophy in it’s place.

It’s good to see that Dr. Pearl is growing cabbage on her desk! One more State Championship and she might get a soon-to-be introduced Chia-Gil as well.Ron Co

In all reality, is there another list for staffers who want to wear masks , maybe Kaz can be Batman .

In all reality ,P 1 Thats very kind of Boo to volunteer to be in every English class Ms Dobbs is teaching . With the number of students dropping the class we’ll have no problem accomodating her, what about that dummy boy friend True? Thank you for the call Boo err Mrs Radely , yes Ferris Bueller is doing the same thing .

Poor Dr. Pearl. With these shenanigans, she looks older than Granny Clampett. We can only hope the reality show will tape the Oakwood game and Holly will ask Tod Andrews if he resents being held back as an assistant under GilPa.

When I look at P2 I just keep getting this feeling that I’m suffering from a drug-induced hallucination from the 70’s and space and time are molding together while bodies distort and melt into the ground at weird angles. The only known cure as far as I remember is a late night drive through Taco Bell.

Peasants. The one-leg-longer-than-the-other shorts were the hit of Fashion Week in London.

The player in panel two appears to be tripping over the ‘9/22’.

Next:

1) Holly attempts to recruit Boo into her class, with the ultimate goal of using her to entice True into the class/show as well for extra oomph.

2) Marty begins a new theme in his show – “Why won’t Gil face the camera? What’s Gil hiding?”

3) Two anonymous linemen give away Gil’s gameplan for Oakwood by talking about it (on camera, of course) during English class.

Wait…it just hit me…Gil wants his face blurred out because there’s still that warrant in Tennessee…or is it Georgia…

Holy crap, if my face looked like those in P3 I’d want it blurred too. And speaking of faces, you won’t be able to face your friends if they find out you didn’t read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

Gil wants his face blurred out of this strip, too.

Blur my face. If Mimi sees me with that manipulative $%&( she’ll skin me alive.

Based on P2, Gil’s face is already being blurred out.

Why do I have a feeling that tomorrow Dr. Pearl will tell Gil that part of the contract is that he has to be featured in the show?