Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 29, 2010

That’s a relief because I was getting grossed out.

Looks like they’re having the soup buffet today.

Mmmmm… “Splork - the other White Meat!”

Beautiful Soup so rich So green,

Waiting in a hot tureen

Who for such dainties would not stoop.

No soup for you! Get out!…the soup Nazi

Slop, slurp, splork, sklorp…Oh, what a relief it is!

And then they give you a spork (possibly by Spock) to eat it with.

High-class cuisine it ain’t.

I hate when that happens!

Here is the whole thing Sheik

Beautiful Soup by Lewis Carol from Chapter Ten “Alice in Wonderland.”

BEAUTIFUL Soup, so rich and green, Waiting in a hot tureen! Who for such dainties would not stoop? Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup! Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!

Beau–ootiful Soo-oop! Beau–ootiful Soo-oop! Soo–oop of the e–e–evening, Beautiful, beautiful Soup!

Beautiful Soup! Who cares for fish, Game, or any other dish? Who would not give all else for two Pennyworth only of Beautiful Soup? Pennyworth only of beautiful Soup?

Beau–ootiful Soo-oop! Beau–ootiful Soo-oop! Soo–oop of the e–e–evening, Beautiful, beauti–FUL SOUP!

Dining alfresco is nice.

Thank you, poohbear8192! I’m basically a Lewis Carroll freak…

Looks like this soup was made from “slithey toves”. :)

And later on, the mume raves will definitely outgrabe. :))

Joe-Allen “Joe” Doty,