Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 03, 2010

Next he’ll want a war on height.

That will do the trick.

Oh yeah wipe us all out, why don’t cha’

haha…good one Yukoner.

but famine is not a bad idea..

I’m short enough already!!

Um, that’s winning the battle and losing the war.

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse The third horseman rides a black horse and is generally understood as Famine.The horseman carries a pair of balances or weighing scales, indicating the way that bread would have been weighed during a famine.

It makes every bit as much sense as the United States government’s official proclamations!!

There’s a once-in-a-lifetime plague of locusts in Australia, wating in the wings. Why not hire them for the job?

(speaking with a Goa’uld voice) A measure of wheat for a bag of gold…(a sneering leer)

Let’s eat him.

The king is a Republican!

I thought he was a fink.

Same thing.

A famine wouldn’t hurt who?????

I am still waiting for a fast food place that cuts your giant burger in half and ships one half to someone who is starving.

I would eat there.

So Stalin was just fighting the war on obesity in the Ukraine.

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