Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for October 01, 2015
September 30, 2015
October 02, 2015
Transcript:
Alien Rider 1: I can feel them all over me. Alien Rider 2: Oh holy mole people, please get them off of me they are in my ear. Trainee: They don't look like they're having fun. Conductor: The fun starts when they leave! That's kind of our motto. Trainee: Why do they come? Conductor: Their parents are trying to relive their awful childhoods vicariously through their kids. Trainee: That's sweet Conductor: Kids can't tell of course but we use invisible cockroaches instead of spiders, half the price.
emptc12 about 9 years ago
That gives me the idea to start an Invisible Earwig Park, except the earwigs won’t have to be invisible. There are PLENTY around here, anywhere dark and moist. Remember the “Night Gallery” episode?.http://www.examiner.com/article/night-gallery-classic-featuring-earwig-may-be-greatest-horror-tv-episode-ever
jon creator about 9 years ago
Today’s alt text: “space-bavarian invisible cockroaches have seventeen legs and three hand-sharpened ovipositors”