The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 29, 2015
September 28, 2015
September 30, 2015
Transcript:
Voices from tree hole: I'm itchy. Me too, Ernie. Doctor in yellow box: Your insurance doesn't cover buckshot. Sorry, Mr. Affleck. Duck: AFLAC! Doctor in green box: Incontinence? Bunny: I just keep going and going... Doctor in grey box: You're nuts. Doctor in orange box: No...rear. You have cauliflower REAR.
Linux0s about 9 years ago
The Trix Rabbit is on probation for petty larceny.
Bilan about 9 years ago
Mayor McCheese is a meathead.
nosirrom about 9 years ago
Yes Captain, your dentures will be ready by Friday.Mr. Camel, there’s no easy way to say this…
jreckard about 9 years ago
Mr Swayze, I’m afraid I have bad news about your ticker.
boff0 about 9 years ago
Mr Whipple, you’ve gone soft on me!!!
NoCents about 9 years ago
Sorry Charlie Brown – insurance does not cover football injuries nor will it insure your kites.
What? Me worried ? about 9 years ago
Flo,you have lost your flow and you have to go ! No,your ins. won’t cover it !
cwizard71 about 9 years ago
The problem with thus is the Mr. Peanut is NOT nuts because a peanut is not a nut.
linsonl about 9 years ago
You only shoot deer with buckshot.