Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 31, 2015

TRICK OR TREAT!

I’m what they will call a millennial in 20 years!

This is what stale gummy worms are for.

“I’m going as a homicidal maniac – they look like everyone else.” Wednesday Addams

“It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!”

Here’s your candy. Now get off my lawn!

Whatever you say kid! Now here’s your rock!

My parents wouldn’t have allowed that. They’d want to inspect the candy before I devoured it.

Here’s a jelly bean kid, now get out of here!

He became an ADD trust fund funded hedge fund owner pharmaceuticals CEO. Another day, another antitrust investigation and competition releasing a better product selling at below his cost.

Here’s a riddle. What do you get when you cross imagination with laziness? Calvin!

.ppsssttt… Bill Waterson, Calvin’s words are scarier than the costumes worn during halloween!!

Finally a Halloween strip. Yet what Calvin states is scary.

Very scary, Calvin!!

Not as scary as a Baby Boomer, kid

Knowing Calvin, only this would satisfy him: http://www.gocomics.com/comic/explore/434795/10

A billion or so children in the world are poised to take over as soon as they can wrench the levers of power from the cold, dead hands of their elders. Among them the cooperators will as usual work for the good of humanity and the planet, but this time aided by universal communication over the Internet. At the same time the greedy, entitled, cynical, alienated non-cooperators will work against each others’ interests and wonder why they can’t control the message and raise all of their children in the bubble any more.

Have you noticed the Republican Presidential candidates declaring war on the Left-wing media, including Fox, for asking such mean questions, and on the Republican National Committee for allowing it? That’s impressive, but it is only one example of the Right working at cross purposes to itself.

Welcome to your world, Calvin. You aren’t that scary any more.

Here, have some chocolate covered raisins… now go away!

Amazing costume you got there! The most scariest costume of all time!

There is nothing as scary as reality.

Calvin is a humanCylon.

In Des Moines area, and probably most of Iowa, the kids are supposed to tell a joke before they get their candy. I miss that here in Indianapolis

…and lo, it has finally come to that!

Yep—the kids we raise (or fail to raise) are the ones who will be responsible for our care when we get old.