Garfield by Jim Davis for November 01, 2015
Transcript:
TV DING-DONG. Hi! Our car broke down in the storm...could we spend the night here? But uv courze. Pleeze come een. I'm Cyndi, and this is Tiffany! And you can call me "Count". What do you do, Mr. Count?! I'm a...veb designer. And you? We're professional neck models! ...Say vat? Neck models! Watch, we'll pose for you! Zis is zee greatest night of my life! Garfield: I love movies with happy endings.
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
Oh, vat a happy day (or evening) for ze count.
hariseldon59 about 9 years ago
I’m the Count. I love to count!
nosirrom about 9 years ago
The Count was very young for a vampire. He was still into having his after midnight nape.
Can't Sleep about 9 years ago
"We"re professional neck models"“…Say vat?”I’ve gotta rent that movie!
Rwill about 9 years ago
Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you!
marshalldoc about 9 years ago
“Professional neck models”???
I can’t stop laughing… where’d that come from?
ChessPirate about 9 years ago
Just a smaaal point… It should be “Zis is zee greatest night of my death!” :-)
Trscroggs about 9 years ago
Okay, I have to say it, but that sounds like the setup for a really cheesy porno.
arjun.shriv about 4 years ago
Yup, their models alright. Models for being food that is.
Sakumon16 11 months ago
A good day for Drac