The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 01, 2015

It takes some time to fully digest that kind of loss.

Thankfully Stan was gluten-free.

I saw one yesterday but she wasn’t wearing a veil or a wig.

Remember Shirley, he got you pregnant and look what that did to your hour glass figure.

What’s in the coffin?

Maybe she can find a new husband on the Web.

So what’s actually in the casket?

Only one spider per coffin side.

Better to be a male black widow than to be a male angler fish…

On the down side, the insurance companies won’t cover her spouses anymore, they don’t believe in coincidence.

On the down side, the insurance companies won’t cover her spouses anymore, they don’t believe in coincidence.

On the down side, the insurance companies won’t cover her spouses anymore, they don’t believe in coincidence.

Must have been a very talented coffin salesman to get her business.

Dangerous hourglass figures these ladies have.

Wow! Nearly 20 comments and no one has pointed out that the hourglass markings are on the wrong side.

Did every one who commented about what’s in the coffin notice that it is a closed coffin ? So we will never know ! Bwa hahahaha

Night-Gaunt49And the also potent brown recluse has a violin on the back of its cephalthorax.