Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 25, 2010

So many things come to mind….

All that love monkey can manage is a derringer….

Yup, I’m sorry.

Turn around slowly and drop your love monkey or die, Scumbag!

It’s FLASHER FRIDAY!

He’s selling bootleg human centipede cat toys behind his London Fog. http://tinyurl.com/26b275b

He’s probably shooting blanks.

I’ve evolved. I have a love Neanderthal.

That was kind of Teresa to offer to help out JC Duffy. But I see he was very rude about it! Shame on him!

Looks like a p–is, only smaller. They bleeped me; lol.

Does he have a pillbox hat and a tin cup?

If you can’t get gratification elsewhere you have to put some arm into it.

A love monkey with arms could be very convenient!

I’ve been in Idaho for 9 days (Frog Applause is banned there). What did I miss?

Re: The Blog -

I did not know that Mary Worth was an expert on toilet paper!

Who knew?

Every time I get around Teresa, my love monkey arms itself!

(This may not be a right or a wrong answer, but possibly qualifies as a SICK one - I’m uncertain.)

When and where was JC Duffy mean to Teresa?

Okay. It was a joke. Never mind. http://tinyurl.com/3588btc

You go ahead and arm your love monkey. I’ll just finger mine.