Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 16, 2015

Shiny vampires, now neat and trim werewolves? What’s next?

A bunch of Nair-do-wells.

But hey, anyone can go out and buy a few tubes of depilatory.An electric shaver, a package of disposable razors…Whatever it takes to join the Hairless Club for Men…

So don’t complain… for a few bucks you could be a smooth operator too.

Nairwolf!Nairwolf?Nair wolf. Nair castle.Why are you talking like that?I thought you wanted to.

X…. what?A Nairby castle?

Yeah, the one with the big front door. You know, the one with the great knockers.

They want chicks? I’ll have to brood on that for a while.

Everything will be fine until they start drinking and someone tries to give them a Coors. You know how they hate the silver bullet.

Nair wolves are smooth operators.

I like my beard. It kinda grows on you.

Would you like a rrroll in ze hay?