Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for April 18, 2017

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    Cozmik Cowboy  about 7 years ago

    When I was a Scoutmaster, we were camping & I was showing the newer boys what poison ivy looked like & explaining why it should be be avoided when one said “I can’t get it, see?” while grabbing a handful and rubbing it all over his face. He was wrong. I hid my satisfaction for the next month (fools should pay for foolishness, and I really didn’t like that little turd anyway………..)

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    gopher gofer  about 7 years ago

    he was just itchin’ to drop and roll…

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