Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for May 16, 2018

Sven: Soooo, I learnt how to hunt anteaters today.

Ole: Ohhhh, aardvark?

Sven: Noooo, it’s pretty easy but I tell ya, my fingers got sore tying all those ant decoys.

Just great! Tease us and leave out the punch-line! Readers? Anyone?

and said “Bartender – who are those jars of prune juice for?”The bartender replied “My regular customers.”

Kudos to Toles for actually showing the book open to the appropriate page, instead of just being open somewhere in the middle.