"Part V in the 'Famous last words' Series" "R.I.P. 'There, that oughta hold.'"
It held until he said, “Let’s go.”
That can’t possibly be a live wire.
Honey, you know you might be right. Your hips do look big in that dress.
Before I refill the gas tank, let me re-light my cigarette.
What does this do?
Look maw …no hands.
“I told you I wasn’t well”. Spike Milligan.
“I fixed the brakes myself”. James Dean.
“I wanna try one of those purple ones”. Most dead rock and roll stars.
Was there beer involved?
I’ve done this a thousand times.
Don’t tell me how to do it!
Hold my beer while I do this.
Let’s throw the empty keg in the fire
See, I close one eye and I don’t see double.
Don’t worry, God watches over drunks and fools.
Lemme finish the booze before that cop catches up.
I’ve got everything under control.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
It held until he said, “Let’s go.”
ksoskins over 14 years ago
That can’t possibly be a live wire.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Honey, you know you might be right. Your hips do look big in that dress.
TheMonsterX over 14 years ago
Before I refill the gas tank, let me re-light my cigarette.
alviebird over 14 years ago
What does this do?
Hillbillyman over 14 years ago
Look maw …no hands.
HappyChappy over 14 years ago
“I told you I wasn’t well”. Spike Milligan.
HappyChappy over 14 years ago
“I fixed the brakes myself”. James Dean.
HappyChappy over 14 years ago
“I wanna try one of those purple ones”. Most dead rock and roll stars.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Was there beer involved?
poohbear8192 over 14 years ago
I’ve done this a thousand times.
alviebird over 14 years ago
Don’t tell me how to do it!
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Hold my beer while I do this.
Let’s throw the empty keg in the fire
See, I close one eye and I don’t see double.
Don’t worry, God watches over drunks and fools.
Lemme finish the booze before that cop catches up.
alviebird over 14 years ago
I’ve got everything under control.