Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 22, 2015
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Adam: You guys know we're going to my second cousin Dan's for Thanksgiving, right? Clayton: Wait, we are? Katy: No!! Do we have to get dressed up? Adam: I'm afraid so. Clayton: No!! It's gonna be people we don't know! It'll be old people talking and talking and talking! Katy: The whole place'll smell like coffee breath and grandma perfume! Clayton: Oh. I'm dreading this. Katy: I wanna hang out here! Adam: ME,TOO!! Clayton: It's okay! We can fake a family-wide illness! Katy: Something really gross and phlegmy! Laura: And airborne!
nosirrom about 9 years ago
Flu? Wait, no, we’ve been vaccinated.Measles, Mumps, Rubella? Wait, no, we’ve been vaccinated.Chicken Pox? Wait, no, we’ve been vaccinated.Whooping Cough? Wait, no, we’ve been vaccinated.Darn it, why couldn’t we be Anti-Vaccers and have a real excuse?.I know – Bubonic Plague. Pack the car, we’re going to Oregon, and spending Thanksgiving in the ICU.
Chrisdiaz801 about 9 years ago
It is funny what things bring this family together.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 9 years ago
I go to my brother’s and then to a friend’s. I have 2 thanksgivings and stay away from political talk. I also make appetizers, stuffing and desserts. Today is Cranberry sauce.
Dani Rice about 9 years ago
We rotate between the few family members still in the area. The hostess makes the main course, and everybody signs up to bring something. This year, we’re going to my nephew’s home. They will fix the turkey and stuffing, somebody else is making mashed potatoes, we’re bringing a veggie, a cheese ball, and something for us to eat as a main course, as we don’t do animals.
MontanaLady about 9 years ago
This year we’re home because we’re doing the BIG family thing at Christmas in San Diego. It’s a 2 1/2 day drive each way, so driving down for both Holidays is just too much for us. Don’t mind at all. This year we’re expecting 3 to 6 inches of snow on Wednesday, so staying warm and snuggly on Thursday is fine with me!
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
Second cousins are more like friends than family. Of course, in some areas of the US, family and friends are one and the same…
Jeff0811 almost 9 years ago
No need for the whole family to be sick, Nick gets “sick”, the whole family stays home.
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 9 years ago
They’re a family of turkeys.